[We eat chocolate eggs because]

We eat chocolate eggs because chocolate eggs are brown and
brown was the color of the wood of the cross on which Jesus
was crucified.
I could swear that my mini-lop has been wagging his tail when I let
him out of his cage in the morning and make him his bunny
salad.
There are certain ways to tell if you have herpes however and ways
you can identify it as the cause of discomfort.
So-called “disposable” fashion is affordable fashion.
In a race between a rock and a pig, don’t varnish your clams.

 

from 555 by John Lowther, 2014

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Remixed works:
“We eat chocolate eggs”, by Eddie Izzard
“Animal Luvr” on Yahoo Answers
How to Tell if you have Herpes, by Mack LeMouse
“wisemint” on disposable fashion
Dilbert comic