Here are 10 reasons why you should get lean, bro:
1. Axe is toning down the bro and aiming to reflect “modern masculinity.”
2. The dad bod is worse than ebola. Bro Science #72: stop the dad bod.
3. Bro-dal showers are the next big thing in weddings.
4. Bro dieting is far superior when it comes to sheer volume of food.
5. I just put out a book called Dude, Bro.
6. Frank Riggs, the shirtless, iron-pumping, ‘roided-up Bro candidate running for governor in Arizona.
7. Slap on 30 lbs of Jacked MUSCLE!
8. Late-night bro fight shows.
9. Having a robot bro wouldn’t work. All natural, bro!
10. Bro wrestling.
Relax, bro. You need to make time for you.
All men should be doing bro-ga. Guys can (and should) be bendy too.
Women should embrace dick jokes as part of the bro-menclature.
If you haven’t already, where have you been?
Do you even language, bro?
Bro is an open-source network.
Bro-country is a plague.
Marco Rubio is secretly a bro.
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov is your bro.
Your sensitive goth friend is actually a bro in a costume.
The bro hug option appears only when you reach Good Friend status.
You should date a bro.
More than 385,000 men got Bro-tox in the U.S. last year.
There’s nothing new about bromances, at least historically.
We can now admit that bro-jobs are happening, and happening often;
the bro package did not stop the attraction
Asa Johnson, 2017
why bro, Google search results and articles
Natalie D-Napoleon, 2017
Google search of “borders”
If you can read this socks
Are losec mups dispersible
If you can teach
Buy makeup online
If you can walk you can dance
(Or) being or been
(Or) being or having been
And yet I don’t know
If you can dream it you can do it
If you can think it you can do it
If you can move two matches
And truth table
If you can bear it
Twisted by design
Or the watch shop
(And) Stoop and another v rand water
If you can make god bleed
And rise in glory
And loose and lose and loss
And never let her go
If you can fix a bike
To serve your country
And so he spoke
“Expect the worst”
If you can talk you can swing
Or walk by a lilac tree
If either cell contains then
If all meaning
If you can fix a bike
With sincere condolences
Yours is the earth Parbold
And will we were here
You’ll be alright
Ed Arantus, 2016
Type line of original poem to seed search engine.
Stop typing before predictive line reverts to original.
Use the predicted line.
Do this for each line in original poem.
If, by Rudyard Kipling
‘Tearful sludge’ has been looked up 325 times, added to 2 lists, and is not a valid
There appear to be people that are totally uninvolved in what the rest of us
usually think of sex.
Sydney Greenstreet played the psychiatrist who figured it out.
The ultimate acting is to destroy yourself.
No, I was not born with a monocle in my eye.
Such cases will be fairly common.
Topic A is abandoned.
Destroy the paper safely when you have exhausted your emotion in the writing.
Conduct due diligence.
Fat lot of good that does.
from 555 by John Lowther, 2014
“‘Tearful sludge’ …”, from a Google search
“Sydney Greenstreet …”, from Amazon’s “askville”
“The ultimate acting is to destroy yourself”, from a quote by Klaus Kinski
“No, I was not born with a monocle in my eye”, from a quote by Conrad Veidt
“Such cases will be fairly common”, from Fallacies by Nizkor
“Topic A is abandoned”, from Fallacies by ALF
“Destroy the paper safely”, from Pain Support
“Fat lot of good that does”, from The Secret Conversations by Peter Evans and Ava Gardner