Water lilies that take root in newlyweds’ lungs!
A doorbell that scuttles around like a beetle!
I confess I find puppet cunnilingus disturbing.
This time out, Jesus, looking a little bloated, totes a shotgun.
A wide-eyed stranger accosts me with the question,
“Why does Madonna feed her baby Alpo brand dog food?”
It all begins and ends with men trapped in a submarine
furiously eating pancakes from the finest porcelain.
Howie Good, 2016