Get This Burg a Dress

Foursquare and sodden airs
go tar feathers
but for the ponce’s gaunt entendu.
Nay, shun cons, even levity and dread,
a gated tooth. A propos scission,
‘t’s a tall manor-crated decal.

Esther Greenleaf Murer, 2017

Mutated work:
Opening of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address

Algorithmic approach:
Homophonic translation