Daily Horoscope : Scorpio

after Jackson Mac Low


Stars have resolved to certainly oblige. Rubies and purest milk instantly open.


Secret of finishing all affairs: consult others. Only remedy to cure the disorders of a love-sick heart: purchase afresh, in the morning, objects of admiration.


Searching for can be often interrupted, refused. Perhaps it is enough we are happy, one of the common freaks.


Subject to a cruel disorder? One-eyed men running towards you? Possessed of these ideas, it is better to run the risk of sparing the olives, mouldy bread, and sour beer.


Splendid confidence, outrageous riches and passionate fondness, in the morning, on a table, with blue garters and yellow ribbands.


Stranger children one might easily have, rash and forward persons who presume to deviate from the rules. Proper to acknowledge: it is a bitch of broken bottles.


Sinking under the various emotions—confusion, own misfortunes, O unhappy. Resolve to strangle a parrot into his aviary. In eight days, ought to be king.


Kelly Nelson, 2019

Remixed work:
Zadig, by Voltaire, a Scorpio

Algorithimic approach:
Acrostic reading

Daily Horoscope: Libra

after Jackson Mac Low


Like is about to overflow! Bliss! Roots altered!


Laugh during the day. In the night, bear false witness. Right time asketh: Am I a dishonest player?


Love only what is no easy task to understand because bad love rolleth again.


Life is in thick melancholy, and eager for the little casualties that bring birth. Becometh a lion, renounceth another abyss.


Looking-back is great, if only it be agreeable. Broken wings ringeth as at night.


Lightning to lick you, it is time now, bid, remain true to the Ah!


Love. Invisibly believeth always in that return. Beg for it! Recheweth allure.


Kelly Nelson, 2019

Remixed work:
Thus Spake Zarathustra, by Friedrick Nietzsche, a Libra

Algorithimic approach:
Acrostic reading

Daily Horoscope: Virgo

after Jackson Mac Low


Very sorry if your wish is to become really genius. Often disappeared in the light of the morning.


Visit improvement of residence. Greatest precautions, or fear the apparition.


Variety of circumstances instantly spring out. Renewed acuteness! Good fortune! Onwards, like a hurricane!


Violent visions imprinted the first kiss. Remained during the rest of the night, greatest agitations. Oh!


Vice and injustice is more painful to the human mind than remorse. Refrain from gloomy and narrow reflections upon odious companion.


Void that presents itself—it is so long before the mind rises among dark-leaved brambles, guardians to yield their orphan.


Vigorous! If this is your present temper, my friend, rank and magnificence, glad to see of so long a journey.


Kelly Nelson, 2019

Remixed work:
Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley, a Virgo

Algorithimic approach:
Acrostic reading


When to Waken Want


Sorrow said, “Believe.”
Think behind and I’m the tonight.
Think really of behind, when said.
Now talking of true hail, the hail said it
Soul-cold there:

“When to waken want.”

Moon that I fool-believe.
Summer, that goodbye to all steel,
Be death-believe. Fine.
There’s raining touch.

Close me.

Think stripp’d don’t touch.
Fool to think everything goodbye,
No pluck flying.
Think-telling when please?
Goodbye there, shit soul.
Want everyday raining what more?
You all-forsaken
Winter shit think, think
What like-stories need night.
Sleep flying soul moon.
No garden-plot, that.

Hear hail
With light lies
Beneath hope.


Soul want spring realize:
Fuck-weep-soul behind th’ halo are kept-believe.
True cold tomorrow gonna
Flying lily hear some.
“Sun-warm’d no”, touch said.
Half need.
“That sick tonight”, touch said, to changing hear
‘Cause letter laugh mouth.
Chilly think lies hear behind snap, its
Want of sides


Night eyes think steel.
“There’s fine think on alone soul”, said tonight,
A when mouth.
Flying hail-soul,
Comfortless fool to believe, really.
Goodbye, same everything.
Hear a said light.


Want have.

Don’t your want.
Touch, touch that behind jealous all-forsaken.
Soon death gonna we to moon.
Flying to sleep, no talk pluck.
“Beneath”, said shit. True.
Some sides believe touch.
Believe kind soul gonna we to moon.

Please realize:
Garden-plot lily summer sides
Say, “Surprised,
No fool believes.”

“Comfortless fucking when think”, said your rose:
Think, sit mouth tonight.
Mouth-think, what full to wake.
Behind soul care,
Be sorrow.
Stories flying.
Of telling.
Think, think lost,

Jealous fool.

Brian A. Salmons, 2018

Algorithmic approach:


Remixed works:

There’s No Need, by Empire of the Sun
I Don’t Wanna Hear It, by Minor Threat
A Daughter of Eve, by Christina Rossetti


Here are 10 reasons why you should get lean, bro:
1. Axe is toning down the bro and aiming to reflect “modern masculinity.”
2. The dad bod is worse than ebola. Bro Science #72: stop the dad bod.
3. Bro-dal showers are the next big thing in weddings.
4. Bro dieting is far superior when it comes to sheer volume of food.
5. I just put out a book called Dude, Bro.
6. Frank Riggs, the shirtless, iron-pumping, ‘roided-up Bro candidate running for governor in Arizona.
7. Slap on 30 lbs of Jacked MUSCLE!
8. Late-night bro fight shows.
9. Having a robot bro wouldn’t work. All natural, bro!
10. Bro wrestling.

Relax, bro. You need to make time for you.
All men should be doing bro-ga. Guys can (and should) be bendy too.
Women should embrace dick jokes as part of the bro-menclature.
If you haven’t already, where have you been?
Do you even language, bro?

Bro is an open-source network.
Bro-country is a plague.
Marco Rubio is secretly a bro.
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov is your bro.
Your sensitive goth friend is actually a bro in a costume.
The bro hug option appears only when you reach Good Friend status.

You should date a bro.
More than 385,000 men got Bro-tox in the U.S. last year.
There’s nothing new about bromances, at least historically.
We can now admit that bro-jobs are happening, and happening often;
the bro package did not stop the attraction

Asa Johnson, 2017

Remixed works:
why bro, Google search results and articles

Algorithmic approach:
Google search


sweet noisome hybrid
some distended thing:

A home range; breeding over it. If your donkey dislikes harems. Each adult donkey establishes a spinner, now used only as a large area dominated by cutaneous muscle usually capable of giving birth to omens with typical genetic development are ears, which may pick up more to provide a female counterpart for “human femaleness”; themselves by biting, striking, groomed you may notice quality a woman. Being a woman. The bray of the donkey, a branch and belly of the donkey. the menarche; “femininity” is used to refer to a set of typical parts of the body having passed away in response to the feeling misconception actually from the Old word wambe other donkeys wide spaces circles (representing spirit), above an equilateral land. the body is tail, rid themselves of flies from women’s conventional role as a puberty until menopause. But often meaning “stomach” “potbelly” or Panniculus deepest layer of skin some on the face, neck, shoulders the donkey’s blood. Donkeys can defend these areas, the woman may keep in contact which lasts for twenty seconds and are solitary. Donkeys are adapted “womanhood” mean the state Alchemists constructed the symbol from an insect defense mechanism. A donkey’s “virility” stood for copper. Feral horses, wild donkeys dry twitch its skin to dislodge one. The loud call or beneath the front hooves or kicking with the female qualities associated with a certain belly of the donkey. Of the desert. so of the girl. Donkeys have large distant sounds, and may help cool attitude to gender roles; “being-woman” is deliberate archaism; “muliebrity” is a neologism for marginal desert lands. Unlike wild the same words used to refer to “femininity”, but is usually associated with hind legs. It is a popular Carnosus. This muscle, which lies just “distaff” is an adjective derived when a biting insect lands on with a different view of gender heard for over three kilometres, moving independently of the other muscles. Roles; “femaleness” is a general term, when a biting insect lands on the body is. The body is.

Anna Mirzayan, 2017

Remixed works:
“Donkey” article at Wikipedia
“Woman” article at Wikipedia

Algorithmic approach:
Cutup engine